February 3, 2013 at 11:52 am #977
Hope fully I am resurrecting this in the correct place!
I had a dream last night involving Matt, Thom Yorke and foot massages which unfortunately isn’t as interesting as it sounds as I instantly started stressing about the cleanliness of my house and went off to clean forgetting about them entirely.February 3, 2013 at 3:07 pm #980
Next time dream about Matt cleaning your house. That would be awesome. I would never want to wake up.February 3, 2013 at 5:50 pm #985
Have you seen the book Porn for Women? The cover is a guy vacuuming with his shirt off.February 3, 2013 at 10:06 pm #997
What is really, really, really bad about this is I am now studying Psychoanalytical Theory and have just interpreted my own dream. Oops.February 3, 2013 at 10:13 pm #1000
Have you seen the book Porn for Women? The cover is a guy vacuuming with his shirt off.
Reason #2 to get off these crutches and go visit Evil Book Chain. Seriously, I want a calendar of that shit. Bend over and scrub my floor, Baby! Faster!
Yeah, that’s it.February 4, 2013 at 12:07 am #1001
French maid’s outfits? Just saying.February 7, 2013 at 2:12 am #1061March 29, 2013 at 3:59 pm #2555
So this morning Eddie V and I were in bed… actually a cot we were forced to share in a small cabin in the woods with no heat… but I digress… Things were going really well. Did I mention I was 25 again? And then I found out he had borrowed my vintage Martin guitar without asking and there were four…. FOUR!… holes through the top wood. He claimed to have no idea how they got there.
And that is the story of how I cock-blocked my own wet dream.April 5, 2013 at 2:56 pm #2900
I had a dream that was actually quite horrible, wherein the band were performing in a small venue, sort of a classy gentleman’s club type affair. Suddenly a crazy hobo came in and held them at gunpoint until the police arrived! After which, Matt was all ‘Nah man, it’s cool, I’m alright’ and just carried on performing right where they had left off. Such a little trooper.April 6, 2013 at 7:47 am #2989
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This thread is full of chicks discussing Indie Porn all of a sudden. I’m so happy it existsMay 25, 2013 at 7:22 am #8325
Last night I dreamt I was seeing the band in a small venue (hm, topic theme emerging?) It was going really well, I was at the front and everything. LH bounds in and tells me that I need to come with her, so I do, embarking on a madcap flight through streets to the band’s hotel. Employing advanced spy techniques LH evades hotel staff and leads me to the band’s hotel rooms. Which turn into a 2 up 2 down semi somewhere grim. The tiny front room holds a bed and a bookcase full of Matt’s notebooks. I start rifling through feeling only a tiny bit bad. The front door opens, Matt comes in, wearing glasses and looking distracted. He doesn’t see us, gets something, leaves, then double takes and comes back. He doesn’t seem too bothered that we are in his house, but in my dream I explain this away through Green Gloves. Then I woke up.May 25, 2013 at 11:01 pm #8370
I’m flattered to have been there! MYTHICAL.May 26, 2013 at 7:44 pm #8413
Leading me astray 😉May 26, 2013 at 8:36 pm #8415
Me? Never! You said yourself Matt didn’t mind us being in his house. I stick my virtual tongue out at you! 😀June 5, 2013 at 8:03 pm #9092
I think I may have just found a plausible get out for any future stalking based activities.
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